Split: Mom? I’m weally confused about something. You said Jesus was God’s son, wight?
Me: Yes, he is. What’s confusing about that?
Split: Well…a GROWN-UP man at church said that Jesus and God are the same. So…who’s lying?
Me: Neither of us is lying.
Sweet: It’s not confusing, Split. It’s just like with Miley Cyrus and Hannah Montana. They are the same but they’re not.
Split: Oh yeah. That makes sense now.
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