Thanks, but No Thanks

Awww...how sweet! You're back again! Hope you enjoy your visit with the Peapod Squad!

Dear hubby,

If you even THINK of giving me a pap smear for Christmas, you will be sleeping outside for a very long time.

I mean it.

Love,

Me

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