Dear door-knockers for God,

Awww...how sweet! You're back again! Hope you enjoy your visit with the Peapod Squad!

For the record, nothing makes me feel less religious than having my doorbell ringing during the peapod squad's naptime. Especially when I have even gone so far as to put a note on the door saying, "Please do not ring doorbell."

And please…once you've disturbed me and I kindly explain that I already love Jesus (very much, in fact), do not keep talking as if you didn't hear a word I said. A simple "God bless you" will suffice. Then move along to the next unsuspecting heathen.

Peace,
Monica

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