Awww...how sweet! You're back again! Hope you enjoy your visit with the Peapod Squad!
Snap Pea likes to put things on the refrigerator. He calls it "decawating." Since I've been doing a lot of decorating around here lately, I suppose he has been in the mood. While I truly do hate to stymie his creativity, I feel I simply must draw the line somewhere. Like now. Line drawn. In permanent marker.
He found the tags I had just cut off of a {clears throat nervously} figure-enhancing undergarment and proudly displayed them on the refrigerator door. He said the pictures were so pretty. Yeah, tell my belly and behind that, sweet little boy. I'm waiting to look anything like those pictures. Aside from the pound of water weight I sweat off every time I wiggle, push, grunt and squeeze myself into my "fantastic firmer," I can't tell that I look any different. So, please don't display this as a dreadful reminder of the money I wasted on this spandex stricture.
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don’t mess around with the imitation. get spanx. seriously life changing.
That is absolutely hysterical!
Ahhh, our children, they do keep us um, uh, honest, don’t they?