The prayers of the faithful.

Awww...how sweet! You're back again! Hope you enjoy your visit with the Peapod Squad!

Split: Dear God, thank you for today. Thank you that we got pizza AND dessert. Thank you that we watched, Mommy what's that movie's name?
Me: King and I
Split: Oh yeah, thank you that we watched King and I. It's my favorite in my whole life. And thank you that I got Mulan. The End.
Sweet: No! You no say "The End" to God. That's not right! You say "Amen" to God. Say it again!
Split (It was dark, but I'm SURE there was eye-rolling at this point.): Whatever…Amen, God. The End.
Sweet: Nooooo! We not posta' say "whatever" anymo-ah. Right, Mommy?
Split: Oh brother…
Sweet: Nooooo! I not a brother. I'm your sister! Say it right. Mommy, make him say it right.
Me (definitely rolling eyes): Whatever…
Split: Mommy, we're not posta' say that. You remember?
Me: Fine.

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